Kids Say The Funniest Things!

Our Dog Uzuri was found with bumps all over her. We couldn't figure out what it was at first, so my mom gave her a bath thinking bugs, but there was nothing.
Well, we were all boggled by what it was, how she got them, etc.
Dominic came in and found out what happened. He came in and told us...
"Zuri has bumps on her because when she goes in grandma's car and when grandma drives she goes 'bump, bump, bump'."
So, Zuri has bumps on her because grandma goes bump, bump, bump.

***Actually what really happened is that my mom gave her a bunch of pork the day before & she had an allergy.